Creeeeeeeeeeeepy Tom Cruise doing his daughter!

[Mr. Pope John Hole III]

Well, no, not really... but Tom Cruise is 42
and Katie Holmes (Dawson's Creek) is
26. Nothing like a 16 year age gap to keep
the spark alive!

All together now....

"AWW, POOR JOEY POTTER!"





In other news I saw in "US Weekly" that Michelle Williams was knocked up
by Heath Ledger.






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Mr. Pope John Hole III
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[Ian J. Ball]

Post by Mr. Pope John Hole III

Well, no, not really... but Tom Cruise is 42
and Katie Holmes (Dawson's Creek) is
26. Nothing like a 16 year age gap to keep
the spark alive!

All together now....
"AWW, POOR JOEY POTTER!"
In other news I saw in "US Weekly" that Michelle Williams was
knocked up by Heath Ledger.

He's a bastard too!!!!


Ian (Why does it not surprise me that Williams would have a baby out of
wedlock?...)

[l***@coolgoose.com]

Post by Ian J. Ball
Ian (Why does it not surprise me that Williams would have a baby out of
wedlock?...)

Yeah, it doesn't surprise me either. Williams has always struck me as a
smart gal.

[Anybody]

Post by Mr. Pope John Hole III

Well, no, not really... but Tom Cruise is 42
and Katie Holmes (Dawson's Creek) is
26. Nothing like a 16 year age gap to keep
the spark alive!

All together now....
"AWW, POOR JOEY POTTER!"
In other news I saw in "US Weekly" that Michelle Williams was knocked up
by Heath Ledger.

"Love is blind"?? Hell, it's usually deaf, dumb, blind and insanely
stupid. Just look at the twits most females choose as a partner ...
especially celebrities. :-\

[Michael Alden]

Celebrities? Look at the losers most women are attracted to. Act
responsibly, behave like a decent human being, remain faithful, you
couldn't pay a woman enough to want to be with you. Act like a
degenerate, womanizing, drugged out piece of shit (see Colin Farrell)
and you'll need to hire a bodyguard to keep them off you.